Old Tom Gin was extinct, but the scientists at Isla Nublar used DNA from the blood of english peasants trapped in tree sap around the time of the Gin Craze to recreate it today. Of course, to fill in the gaps in the gene sequence, they had to use snippets of frog DNA.
Okay, so that’s not exactly how it worked. But the point is Old Tom Gin is back! Which means it’s finally possible to have a real, authentic Tom Collins.